Paper Company Inc. — Employee Issue
Paper Company Staff Cap
For employees, ex-employees, and people who were never hired.
This item is no longer available.
Please prepare for your next job hunt.
— Internal Company Dossier —
Supply Reason
Standard issue headwear for all departments. Including departments that no longer exist.
Upon Resignation / Termination
Caps issued to staff of dissolved departments are to be retained as proof of prior employment at a company that cannot verify your employment.
Material
Material details are currently unavailable due to an internal document misplacement.
Print Method
To be confirmed
Fulfillment
Shipping timeline varies by item. International shipping: coming soon (UK, France, and other regions planned).
A retirement notice may be enclosed without prior notice.
"Bankruptcy" and "company closure" expressions on this website are fictional brand concepts. They do not refer to any real legal bankruptcy proceedings.