Paper Company Inc. — Employee Issue
Paper Company Staff Cap
Description
Issued on your first day. Kept long after the last.
Black cap with a curved brim. Embroidered text on the front, Paper Company™ at the side. Adjustable cord fastening at the back.
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— Internal Company Dossier —
Supply Reason
Standard issue headwear for all departments. Including departments that no longer exist.
Upon Resignation / Termination
Caps issued to staff of dissolved departments are to be retained as proof of prior employment at a company that cannot verify your employment.
Fulfillment
Shipping timeline varies by item. International shipping: coming soon (UK, France, and other regions planned).
A retirement notice may be enclosed without prior notice.
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