Paper Company Inc. — Employee Issue
Paper Company Fuzzy Dice
Description
For the decisions the company could not make.
Pair of white fuzzy dice with black pips, Paper Company™ on two faces. Black hanging cord.
Sold out. No restock will be announced.
Life is a gamble. Bet your life on it.
This item is no longer available.
Please prepare for your next job hunt.
— Internal Company Dossier —
Supply Reason
Issued to management for quarterly decision-making. The dice made every major decision on record.
Upon Resignation / Termination
The dice remain company property. The company does not exist, so neither does this policy.
Fulfillment
Shipping timeline varies by item. International shipping: coming soon (UK, France, and other regions planned).
A retirement notice may be enclosed without prior notice.
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